Life is full of opportunity. Sometimes you don't recognize it until it's too late. Then sometimes you're just at the right place at the right time when the planets align and prime opportunity presents itself. When you find yourself in that situation, you grab hold of that opportunity and you OWN it.
My husband totally blew it this weekend. You just don't get many opportunities in life like he got Saturday night, and he totally blew it.
We were in PetSmart. I had to pee, so I went to the restroom while he was standing in line. When I made it back to the checkout counter, he was giggling like a schoolgirl. I was all, "What's so funny?" Between giggles he was like, "I'll tell you in a minute."
He giggled through the rest of the transaction.
As we made our way back to the car he told me why, and I was so disappointed in him.
When he swiped his debit card and went to enter his PIN, the cashier, referring to their new touch-screen credit card machine, said, "It's real sensitive. You don't have to pound it."
And my husband did NOT say, "That's what she said."
***SIGH***
I thought I knew him better than that.Labels: disappointment, funny, Hubby, That's what she said